Reposting this from here from 2023, after I stumbled across it tonight and it hits hard.

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I love my smart TV. I love the way it takes a long time to boot up because it’s trying to refresh the advertisements on the home screen. I delight in the way it randomly restarts because it’s downloaded an update without asking me, each of which makes the TV slower and slower with every subsequent install. I adore the way it buries the apps that I want to use, and that I use without fail every single time, below the apps that it’s being paid to promote and which I have never touched in my life and would never use without the cold metal of a glock pressed hard against my sweating temple. I am infinitely thrilled by the way the interface lags constantly, due to the need to have one thousand unnecessary animations rendered on hardware ripped wholesale from a ten year old phone. I feel myself borne aloft on wings of pure joy when I am notified that my data will be collected and analysed to determine my usage patterns. Even now I am writing this from a field of beautiful flowers and soft luscious grass as I lie and look up happily at the bright blue sky, smiling happily to know that this is the future of technology

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    3 days ago

    AFAIK, LG still do not require internet access on first startup.
    At least on their medium/high end lines (C and G series).
    This was a hard requirement for me. Mine has never been on the internet.

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      3 days ago

      That’s good to know, thanks.

      But after my message this morning I decided to try out my xgimi projector in the living room instead of the bedroom.

      It is perfect like that and I will give the tv (old LG 1080p). A bedroom is not a home cinema anyway, because you don’t want crumbs in the bed 🙄

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        3 days ago

        I love having a projector in the living room.
        I won’t lie, it gets used far less than I’d like.
        But it cost me almost nothing, and it’s just fun to have a massive wall of video.