The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

    • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
      911·
      9 days ago

      Family member wants to buy it and we want to dissuade other potential buyers. Plus the old owners are dicks so fuck ‘em.

        • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
          47·
          9 days ago

          The only way to defeat a dick is a bigger, floppier, girthier dick

          • TassieTosser@aussie.zone
            72·
            9 days ago

            Hey uh, this plan can get you sued under tortious interference. So remember to not brag about it. Also much better way is just to take up a noisy hobby like woodworking, drumming or fixing motorbikes.

            • Anissem@lemmy.mlOP
              42·
              9 days ago

              I’ve been wrong before but I don’t see this post linking back to me.