Asking for a friend.

  • mrbubblesort@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Lets be real here, I wake up, realize I have powers, masturbate, switch myself to the opposite sex, masturbate, clone myself, sex myself, masturbate … 53 vile acts later … get out of bed, maybe give poor people a bunch of money or something