It’s gotta be the super mario man himself hailing from Georgia, Iosif Stalin.
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Wins against the nazis, doesn’t elaborate, leaves, USSR becomes the sugar daddy of the eastern bloc
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Has a really cool looking moustache. No wonder he gets parodied as Mario
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Literally outwitted his enemies by playing the “innocent secretary” and gaining power.
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Was highly respected and feared by his enemies
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Is still parodied and memes have spread of him by both tankies and non tankies alike
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Is in Red Alert 1
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Massive troll in pranking the other party members, he would throw bits of fruit into their drinks.
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Isn’t Hitler.
For a while, I’ve mentioned that the most logical course of action after the Napoleon and Oppenheimer movies is a Marcus Aurelius one, complete with Peter “Optimus Prime” Cullen as Marcus Aurelius.