“Linux kernel was a blot, so here’s our new kernel, written in system-langd, compiled using systemccd using the maked build system. Normal assembly was also a blot, so we came up with sasmd. The whole hardware is a blot, so we came up with hardwared. They’re all tightly integrated. The name of the company does not vibe with our vision, so we are renaming it to ibmd. Your brain is also a blot, so here’s braind. Now you can dump that outdated, prokaryotic fleshy crap and use systemd instead.”
Imagine what would happen if one service goes down. Fucking hell, the Armageddon is real.
“Linux kernel was a blot, so here’s our new kernel, written in system-langd, compiled using systemccd using the maked build system. Normal assembly was also a blot, so we came up with sasmd. The whole hardware is a blot, so we came up with hardwared. They’re all tightly integrated. The name of the company does not vibe with our vision, so we are renaming it to ibmd. Your brain is also a blot, so here’s braind. Now you can dump that outdated, prokaryotic fleshy crap and use systemd instead.”
Imagine what would happen if one service goes down. Fucking hell, the Armageddon is real.