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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·11 months agoScrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?” Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.” Scrum Master: “But is it really?” Me: “Yes.” Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.” Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.” Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”
minus-squaredan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·11 months agoHoly shit that’s too real. I come here to get away from work!
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoDon’t forget breaking everything up into ever-smaller tasks just so that something, anything, can be closed every day. 😂 Because the process matters, not the work.
Scrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?”
Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.”
Scrum Master: “But is it really?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.”
Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.”
Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”
Holy shit that’s too real. I come here to get away from work!
Don’t forget breaking everything up into ever-smaller tasks just so that something, anything, can be closed every day. 😂 Because the process matters, not the work.