I’m reminded of the character names that show up in MIT CS textbooks, like Alyssa P. Hacker (“a Lisp hacker”) and Eva Lu Ator.

Jake Weary

You misspelled Mai S. Cuell

I am missing the occasional “ass licker” or “cox ucker”

Tom Pyler
D. Burger
Ron-Tim Ero
Grace Condition
Dave Eloper

Your forgot Terry Davis

Also the list of attendants to the latest trump rally with online registration. Along with names like Ray Schist and Notta Baught.

Heather Net should better go back to her networking course.

Munchma Quchi