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Darkmuch@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Dumb human doesnt know what two handed means

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Dumb human doesnt know what two handed means

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Darkmuch@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Hylactor@lemmy.ml
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    The hands in the middle bottom having the wrong number of fingers is a nice touch.

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      all of them have too many fingers

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      Looks like they trained their system with works of Dr Seuss

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        We should be so lucky…

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    That one in the middle is sick

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      Yeah, it reminds me of some kind of elongated bat’leth

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        For socially distancing Klingons.

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      I think it misunderstood the request as a two-handled sword. Easy mistake.

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      I’m a big fan of the T shaped one lol

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      Well, even if he is not right now, he will be once he tries to swing that sword in any way.

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Neckblade

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      Why is he lacking his right lower leg? That neural networks cause solid nightmares.

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    “Sword held at the hilt with two hands”

    But yeah I’ve had some good ones that really didn’t turn out. But I’ve also had some fantastic ones that probably made me laugh for a good 10 min.

    Running through a dick forest with your mouth open…that one came up with some seriously funny results.

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      SHOW US THE DICK FORESTS!!!

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        https://files.catbox.moe/9rwcrs.jpeg

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          Hahaha crazy shit hahaha

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    The one that’s a long ass blade with two handles on the side would be a sick Dark Souls weapon.

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    The top left one is kinda cool, ngl. Not very effective but think of the jabbing you could do with it!

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      It called half-swording and is real!

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        Look closely, there is a grip on the blade

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      Sword shaped like a tommy gun

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        Haha ratatatatatatata!

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    Hand and a half sword must be lit!

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    Just a regular sword for me. I’ll provide my own hands.

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    Artist: Амба-комикс (Amba comics)

    Sources:

    • vk.com - Амба-комикс
    • Instagram @amba_comics
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    Bottom left one looks really cool to me for some reason.

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      It’s like those two necked guitars from the 80’s

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        It’s like you’re meant to hold the sword out in front of you with both hands like a divining rod

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    I’ve also found that when you ask it to show someone “drawing a bow” they end up with a strange mix of a pencil that goes up to their cheek, and another weird stick going perpendicular to whatever they’re doing, and other weird bow-related artifacts. It’s pretty funny. (At least with SD 1.5)

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      “drawing a bow” →

      • an artist makes an illustration of a samurai bowing to his general
      • a gift-wrapped package; hands reach in from off-camera to pull on the tied ribbons
      • a gunslinger reaches to their holster, and pulls out a bow-tie instead of a pistol
      • a bartender pulls on the tap and the front end of a boat comes out
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      Synonyms are stable diffusion’s enemy. OpenAI is way ahead on that front, but there’s a good reason for that: They invented CLIP, so they probably have better checkpoints than anyone else.

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