Yes but IMO the merge conflict PPV would work and be awesome, and the straight-up bribery already works.
The guy doing the bribing is never dumb enough to take over maintaining it though 8(
saving so I have a baseline of what not to do
Microsoft: saving so I have a baseline
of what not to dofor our GitHub 2025 roadmap
Rebrand Github as an MMO were people fight for code dominance.
Literally buy me a coffee and deliver it straight to my house.
Man the last one really hits home. I would transfer all of my github projects for a stable livable job
What’s your area of expertise? In my experience software jobs that pay a livable wage are pretty common, it’s finding one that isn’t miserable work for a terrible company that’s the tricky part.
Bottom left one is laughable. I don’t think we’d have Mongo, Elastic, and Redis all on SSPL if that was true. (And yes, I know this post is a joke, I’m not trying to suggest it was a real suggestion.)
